GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to - Page 2

Which is the best song?

ATB - 9PM (Till I Come) (bmstinton93)

No votes

Robin Beck - The First Time (Nicola_Red)

No votes

Snow Patrol - Just Say Yes (theflyingbadger)

No votes

George Michael - Fast Love (Deadly)

Lenny Kravitz - It Aint Over Til Its Over (Bruvva)

No votes

Earth Wind and Fire - I'll Write a Song For You (Yudster)

Flight of the Conchords - Business Time (English Bob)

No votes

Tenacious D - * Her Gently (Topher)

35%

Tool - Stinkfist (Bonanzoid)

No votes

Gina G - Ooh Aah... Just a Little Bit (nade)

12%

Coldplay - Clocks (Munki Bhoy)

Snoop Dog - Fresh Pair Of Panties (dimtimjim)

Ying Yang Twins - Wait (The Whisper Song) (chrysostom)

Macy Gray - I Try (Zoot)

Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen (MadTheEddos)

18%

Total votes : 17

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465125

By chrysostom - Tue May 22, 2012 9:13 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:13 am #465125

I'm still a virgin. I chose this GHG topic for advice goddammit.

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465126

By Nicola_Red - Tue May 22, 2012 9:16 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:16 am #465126

Don't listen to anything any of us have said. We're all incompetent.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465127

By bmstinton93 - Tue May 22, 2012 9:22 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:22 am #465127

I don't think I've ever had music playing during it...

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465128

By chrysostom - Tue May 22, 2012 9:32 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:32 am #465128

At least you hit the vocal

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465129

By a-moron - Tue May 22, 2012 9:32 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:32 am #465129

chrysostom wrote:I'm still a virgin. I chose this GHG topic for advice goddammit.

Just SOL'd there.

For any young boys out there who really are still waiting to enjoy the pleasures of a ladies vaginski or fella's poop deck may I recommend Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

If, incredibly, you do manage hold off till the final section of the piece, can you imagine releasing your first intercoursical climax to the sound of cannon-fire and big * cymbals clashing like thunder in the sky overhead?

No? Neither can I.
I entered, I came, I got off. Magical.

bmstinton93 wrote:I don't think I've ever had music playing during it...

Ben = Still waiting.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465130

By bmstinton93 - Tue May 22, 2012 9:40 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:40 am #465130

theflyingbadger wrote:
bmstinton93 wrote:I don't think I've ever had music playing during it...

Ben = Still waiting.

* you.

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465131

By Nicola_Red - Tue May 22, 2012 9:51 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:51 am #465131

bmstinton93 wrote:I don't think I've ever had music playing during it...

Well you need to start. A bit of power metal like White Zombie works a treat. (My ex worked in Music Zone and once recommeded a WZ CD to a customer with the phrase "great music to f*** to". True story.) Or Nine Inch Nails.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465132

By bmstinton93 - Tue May 22, 2012 9:55 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:55 am #465132

What about B*Witched?

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465134

By a-moron - Tue May 22, 2012 10:06 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 10:06 am #465134

Nine Inch Nails, now there's a band name to make me feel inadequate.

I like music that's cerebral, music to make me think and keep my mind occupied from the job in hand so as not to disappoint the good lady.

Wheels on the bus is my usual go to.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465135

By Nicola_Red - Tue May 22, 2012 10:26 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 10:26 am #465135

I once banged a guy whose nickname was 'Nails'. It was not ironic. Ah. memories.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465136

By a-moron - Tue May 22, 2012 10:30 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 10:30 am #465136

His penis was long, thin and pointy?

I once banged a girl...That's about it.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465138

By Nicola_Red - Tue May 22, 2012 10:55 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 10:55 am #465138

theflyingbadger wrote:His penis was long, thin and pointy?

I think you've answered your own question here:

theflyingbadger wrote:Nine Inch Nails, now there's a band name to make me feel inadequate.

Bas wrote:She's the Tina Daheley of chrismoyles.net

Missed any of Dave's Tedious Links? Catch up with my Tedious Links 2010-12 page here

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465139

By a-moron - Tue May 22, 2012 11:13 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 11:13 am #465139

Ahhhh. That took me a minute to figures that out so it did. That's a clever nickname.
And a big boy.

"He was once was a badger. Now he's a moron."

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465141

By Yudster - Tue May 22, 2012 11:45 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 11:45 am #465141

Nicola_Red wrote:Don't listen to anything any of us have said. We're all incompetent.

Speak for yourself. I'm awesome.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465144

By chrysostom - Tue May 22, 2012 11:54 am

- Tue May 22, 2012 11:54 am #465144

Yudster wrote:Speak for yourself. I'm awesome.

It's true. She is.

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465157

By chrysostom - Tue May 22, 2012 1:46 pm

- Tue May 22, 2012 1:46 pm #465157

Jam? Chocolate? Cream? Ring?

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465158

By Yudster - Tue May 22, 2012 1:47 pm

- Tue May 22, 2012 1:47 pm #465158

From the sound of it, glazed.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465162

By chrysostom - Tue May 22, 2012 2:21 pm

- Tue May 22, 2012 2:21 pm #465162

I don't even know what that means.

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465169

By The Deadly - Tue May 22, 2012 3:43 pm

- Tue May 22, 2012 3:43 pm #465169

I lost mine on a park bench on an early summers evening. As previously mentioned Fast Love by George Michael could be heard from the nearby bar and the general public were walking right next to me. Class.

I am the meat

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465180

By English Bob - Tue May 22, 2012 7:44 pm

- Tue May 22, 2012 7:44 pm #465180

chrysostom wrote:Jam? Chocolate? Cream? Ring?

Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts?

www.twitter.com/EnglishBob84

Re: GHG - Songs to Lose Your Virginity to#465189

By MK Chris - Tue May 22, 2012 9:52 pm

- Tue May 22, 2012 9:52 pm #465189

charlalottie wrote:You have no idea what a custard doughnut is? Get down to Tescos now.

Or don't. Custard ruins the best desserts, don't make it ruin doughnuts too.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.