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By S4B
#384482
Uglybob wrote:anyone who posts on a message board and has over 3000 posts are officially ugly and not worth reproducing with.


Who said anything about reproducing? I thought it was about shagging!
#384696
Beadle Poke wrote: so do yourself a favour and squat on a fire extinguisher for half an hour.


Thats a good line, I'm going to use that.
#384904
I'm hoping it's going to be upside down. You get get a nasty scratch from the handle.

Having said that, if you're feelin up to it you could also stick the hose up your arse at the same time.

And if you're feeling kinky you could give yourself an awesome enema.
#474299
So I decided to resurrect this. It's an interesting artefact from the past if nothing else, especially Beadle's contributions.
#474377
Is this a 'who would you, in thoery' or 'who have you' question...? As the latter forms a much longer more complex list... 8O
#474378
The answer is the same for me for both questions, thank goodness.
#474381
I've just noticed you're member since 6PM, on the 6th in '06.... 666 woman!! Aaaarrrrrrggghh!
#474477
Nicola_Red wrote:It's would. 'Which board member WOULD you and why'.


Yep. Still the same answer.
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By Bas
#474515
Yudster wrote:
Nicola_Red wrote:It's would. 'Which board member WOULD you and why'.


Yep. Still the same answer.

What about me & you ,Yudsy, show these wee buggers how it should be done, properly, like in the days of flares & 3 TV channels?

I can still hack it if you'll be gentle with me.
#474529
I'm a one man woman Bas. Besides which, I reckon you might be too old for me :D
#474531
Yudster wrote:I'm a one man woman Bas.


And I was there first, so Do1 Baz... :wink:
#474575
I said man.
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By Bas
#474603
Yudster wrote:I'm a one man woman Bas.


Ditch him then. Hop aboard the Bas bus

Yudster wrote:Besides which, I reckon you might be too old for me :D


Theres many a good tune played on an old fiddle.
#474620
Yudster wrote:I said man.


It took you 5 hours, but that is pretty much the best retort, well done missus. I doff ones cap.
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