[MadTheEddos]

I got a student card. And I know you're only IDing me cos of my youthful looks... Right!

[DevilsDuck]

Er... Yes!

[MadTheEddos]

Good good.

I know nothing about how that picture got there by the way.

[a-moron]

Don't you know who that is? Its Scott McClure, star of such info-mercials as The Day Your Todger Gives Up, and The Art of Enhancement - Making The Best Of It.

Haha,
Absolutely love that.

And yes Duck, I have id.
My teeth.

[Misfit]

Can I have a white wine and lemonade please?

[MadTheEddos]

Could I get a really strong coffee please? Last night ended up being a good one!

[DevilsDuck]

:wink: Can I have a white wine and lemonade please?

I.D.?

Could I get a really strong coffee please? Last night ended up being a good one!

I.D.?

just doing my job!

[Yudster]

Ahem. I do hope this establishment serves its drinks in polycarbonate glasses in the evenings.

I'll have a cheeky gin and tonic for a change barkeep.

[DevilsDuck]

Ahem. I do hope this establishment serves its drinks in polycarbonate glasses in the evenings.

I'll have a cheeky gin and tonic for a change barkeep.

I.D...

Zoot does stipulate a minimum and maximum age here

P.s I have had a lot to drink if this helps my defence in the morning

[MadTheEddos]

ID'd for a coffee. It wasn't even an Irish one!

*Gives up*

Duck, you must be the most diligent member of staff ever!

[Zoot]

I only employ the best in this establishment.
Oh, and Devilsduck. I felt sorry for him.

[DevilsDuck]

Do you have any id?

We do not tolerate over-aged meanness to ducks around here!

[Misfit]

I have my uni id? does that work? (my ex lost my passport the cow)

[Zoot]

I believe this calls for a brand new re-opening...

[SAV1OUR]

At last! Spitting feathers here...

[DevilsDuck]

I believe this calls for a brand new re-opening...

Oooooh, new bar steward!

[Yudster]

A pint of creme de menthe please.

[chrysostom]

2,500 calories of yes please.

[MadTheEddos]

A Guinness with a depth charge, please.

[MadTheEddos]

Actually, * asking for Guinness. I've done that everytime I've been here. You got vodka in now? I'll have a double.

[foot-loose]

You got any After Shock?

[Boboff]

Red Wine, Shiraz, if you have it, not Italian, Warm it to blood temp, large glass, check for lip stick..........No not on your * on the glass!

Cheeky begger.

"Hi Guys"

[MadTheEddos]

Hi Popoff. Would you like a drinkypoos? I'm totally buying and that.

I'll have a pitcher of Tennent's.

I'm not drunked or anything.